Thursday, February 07, 2008

A Funny Conversation

A recent AIM conversation I had with my brother recently.

(1:52:27 AM) Johnny: hey.. have you solved anything with your vista productivity lately?
(1:52:44 AM) mk73183: what do you mean my 'vista productivity'?
(1:53:04 AM) Johnny: i dopn't know.. the random slow ups.. problems with programs saying thier missing files.. etc
(1:53:49 AM) mk73183: i actually one night decided to install a virus scanner, and did a scan
(1:53:55 AM) mk73183: holy crap i had like 490 infections
(1:54:17 AM) mk73183: most of them on exe files, i don't know if that was the root problem, but i hope that's the end of it
(1:54:27 AM) Johnny: what about the random slow ups?
(1:54:58 AM) mk73183: not so much, although only when media center encoder helper opens up, which isn't much
(1:57:10 AM) Johnny: maybe i should do a virus scan
(1:57:19 AM) Johnny: although my computer is sly as a fox
(1:57:28 AM) mk73183: i used the latest avg
(1:57:45 AM) mk73183: get the f out of here with that.....
(1:57:49 AM) Johnny: i think viruses see my rig.. and get scared
(1:58:32 AM) Johnny: yo.. my computer is too good for viruses.. what am i thinking
(1:59:02 AM) mk73183: yo that's vanity
(1:59:09 AM) Johnny: that's respect
(2:00:07 AM) mk73183: if your computer has its butthole exposed, a virus isn't gonna care how good of rig you have, it's gonna rip it apart......
(2:00:22 AM) mk73183: you can't stop what's coming to you....
(2:00:23 AM) Johnny: well my computer ain't gay so its no problem
(2:00:41 AM) Johnny: you make socially awkward computer analogies
(2:01:15 AM) mk73183: i'm just saying you never know when you'll be caught with your pants down, that's all
(2:02:32 AM) Johnny: haha in understand..
(2:02:39 AM) Johnny: you're a funny guy
(2:08:22 AM) Johnny: haha i gotta go to bed..
(2:08:31 AM) mk73183: later

Maybe next time I should stay away from the homosexual innuendo.