Initiation

Let me start by listing a few things I will try not to do on this web log (for your sake and mine):

1. List trivial things that happened to me during my day, week, etc.
2. Vent my problems to the world
3. Make inappropriate comments toward other people

Things I will try to do:

1. Make this web log as informational and helpful as possible
2. Make this web log as entertaining as possible at the same time
3. Make fun of Johnny as much as possible


I guess this will have to be my compensation if I never write those cherished memoirs of mine 40 years from now. Eh.